Melissa's crazyness

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  • Joe has bitch tits!
  • DEERS
  • If you hit them hard enough they'll stop
  • The crazy trips to PT with Ashleigh
  • How are ya feelin', A little bit woosy
  • Is it down in the orange yet?
  • Becky L and her crush on....ME...eww
  • Screaming Deer
  • Getting stuck to the movie theater floor
  • The Gym Door
  • Putting a hole in the new dry wall at the school with a softball...woops
  • I dont give a fuck who hears me
  • The retreat in Jumonville-ha Brian ( I think thats his name)
  • Wakin up to baddness-ha
  • The old old constible looking down Terri's top with out  her knowing
  • I said in a minute WHORE
  • I hope she falls on her face
  • All the sleep I never got
  • Walking in town with Ashleigh and the HOT TYLON CAR GUYS
  • Kicking Teddy's ass while that certain someone drove past. (Certain someone is now an ass!)
  • Terri and the tarp
  •  Little Becky
  •  Ugh this is wrong and discusting so you may not want to read it: Shes missing so many teeth that I could get gummed by her
  •   Theres Becky... wear?
  •  Ashleighs a tease
  •  Terri's my bitch
  •  Bob from Uniontown with the fro
  •  Running to Chubs bar with Deneane
  •  He can give me as many dirty looks as he wants
  •  Umm, Umm... 814-.......
  •  Excuse me while I go put on my perfume
  •  My butt hurts
  •  Alot of things can change from 13-16... like boobies
  •  This is my whore freind Ashleigh, Ashleigh thats a good name
  •  Workin the corner
  • If you hit them hard enough they'll stop
  • STALKING IS NOT DATING
  • The lip gloss on the window
  • Ashleigh falling off of the stage
  • Fro Penis
  • Blowout
  • She hasnt seen her feet in a long time
  • POSER
  •  Just say no to the Fro
  •  Ashleigh likes Fro's
  •  Wanna go smoke one?
  •  Lips
  •  Licker
  •  Harry Butts
  •  Holy Freaken Fed-Ez Truck
  •  You was going like 100 miles/hr
  • The X-mas tree falling at that concert
  • P'Zone with Ashleigh, Sam, Kelly, and Terri

 

-Would you like Chinese cat
-Im a slap nuts!!!
-I get sloppy thirds, Ashleigh
-Ugh, Ugh, Ugh 814-........
-I just drop it in. I dont need to aim
-Im going to stick my North bound boot up you South bound Ass!
-I had 2 babies by the time I was 15
-Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants
-Melissa, you look ravishing
-Baby get out in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

  • Grandpalicious!
  • Ashleigh licks fros
  • Hit it hard or dont hit it at all
  • Ashleigh eats bitch tits
  • Choose not the rat
  • my mom, you mom, his mom, theyre everywhere, trying to correct us but they dont connect with us
  • I grew up a fucking screw up
  • Are you ready to get drunk
  • Dont want a short dicked man
  • I can tell by the look in your eyes that you want to fuck
  • What tha shit
  • Colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need, we can go to the park after dark and smoke that tumbleweed
 
 

-Your not the oldest puppy in the ceiling
-HAG
-HOE!
-Smile if you love me!
-Quit pinching him!!
-Kiss me im beautiful.
-You know where your dinner hangs.
-Miss. Popularity here.
-Damn it.
-Are you pooping???
-Drugaholic
-Drugs NO MORE BEANS AND RICE!

There's probably at least 1 thing on here that you was there, I had alot of good, funny memories with alot of people